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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

15.06.2025 01:58

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

In the TV show Supernatural, why is God portrayed as cruel?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Which unexpected celebrity has done a bold or revealing photoshoot?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Why are so many people anti-Trump? People didn't like Obama either, but he was the president, so people didn't do this. What makes Trump different?

Me : I don't drink

He : Tea ?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Did you ever receive genuine remarks from a medium regarding your deceased relative with information that the medium could never normally know?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Doesn't Musk hire Security for his Tesla dealerships?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

In the Belly of This Beast, a Major Find - Newser

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

What are scads fish? What types are there?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Time (physics): Who started counting our current time or is it just "set" by some scientific measure?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : I'm 24.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

What are mean nicknames to call my sister? She is always so mean to me.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Can you explain the difference between being a conservative Republican and a liberal Democrat? Can you provide some examples of their ideologies?

Me : Sure.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : Thank you.

What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : No

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?